Showing posts with label FYI. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FYI. Show all posts

Saturday, January 8, 2011

The Purse

A girl's purse is her sanctuary. For the most part, it is off limits. Even if she tells you to get something out of her purse, odds are, don't do it. Bring her the purse and let her get whatever out of it. Most girls will find this annoying, but cute.

Another thing to note here is a woman can never have too many purses. They are like shoes. Just get used to it.

Superhuman powers

Girls have the ability to do more in one hour than a guy can do all day.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Housework

Do you know that when you walk in the door from work and the house is clean and dinner is ready, that odds are she just finished it no more than five minutes before you walked into the house and probably has not sat down all day?

With that being said, if you see something, the one thing that she forgot to do, don’t for the love of spaghetti point it out to her.

New Things

Girls like new things. This should be nothing new. What you probably do not know is the thought process behind this new thing she just got.

Females, especially ones that are moms or involved with someone, will most likely put themselves last. When given the choice to buy something for herself or buying something that she knows her child or significant other would like, she will choose the latter.

It starts as a struggle. “Do I really need this?” “(Insert name here) needs (insert item here) a lot more than I need something new.” “But I really would like to have a new (insert item here).”

Even the simplest things can make the day of a female. There is nothing in the world like buying brand new panties and bras.

And, I am very sorry to say, girls will never have enough shoes and purses. We just will not, so deal with it, and as long as she isn’t threatening to sell her children on eBay, just learn to live with it.

Facebook/Myspace/Social Networking in General

I am very sorry to say inform you but she is going to insist your profile says in a relationship, especially if her says the same.

If you beat around the bush about it and make a big deal over changing it, a storm will emerge.

If you love/care for this girl, then just do it. Change the status. It means the world to her. You are in a relationship with her and now all your social networking friends now know it.
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