"Are you going to make me?"

NEVER, let me repeat NEVER, say this to a girl in response to a request she has made unless you want a fight.

Sick

If a girl is sick, she does not care if her legs are smooth and shaved and neither should you.

Explosions

Women tend to hold on to things.

They will continue to build and build until everything finally spills out in one massive explosions.

She will let things flow that may have happened weeks ago.

Be prepared.

Unforgivables

Be warned. There are some words as phrases that you can call your lady love, even in the heat of an arguement, that are unforgivable, regardless of the reason behind saying it. The "b" word is a big one, followed by whore, c**t,.. well, you get the idea.

The Purse

A girl's purse is her sanctuary. For the most part, it is off limits. Even if she tells you to get something out of her purse, odds are, don't do it. Bring her the purse and let her get whatever out of it. Most girls will find this annoying, but cute.

Another thing to note here is a woman can never have too many purses. They are like shoes. Just get used to it.

Superhuman powers

Girls have the ability to do more in one hour than a guy can do all day.

Hints

A girl will drop hints of things she wants and, trust me, she will remember what's she hinted for and she will expect you remember and get it for her. Girls rarely come right out and say what they want.

"Do you think you would have dated her....."

If having a conversation with your lady love and the topic of another girl comes up (like one of your co-workers or close friends that is a girl) and she asks you if she had not come along would you have ended up dating said person, the answer is hell no. Never, repeat NEVER, say probably not. The word probably indicates that there was a chance you would have ended up with said girl and in your lady love's mind translates to you might dump her for said person.