Showing posts with label The Doghouse. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Doghouse. Show all posts
Wednesday, August 3, 2011
"Are you going to make me?"
NEVER, let me repeat NEVER, say this to a girl in response to a request she has made unless you want a fight.
Explosions
Women tend to hold on to things.
They will continue to build and build until everything finally spills out in one massive explosions.
She will let things flow that may have happened weeks ago.
Be prepared.
They will continue to build and build until everything finally spills out in one massive explosions.
She will let things flow that may have happened weeks ago.
Be prepared.
Saturday, January 8, 2011
"Do you think you would have dated her....."
If having a conversation with your lady love and the topic of another girl comes up (like one of your co-workers or close friends that is a girl) and she asks you if she had not come along would you have ended up dating said person, the answer is hell no. Never, repeat NEVER, say probably not. The word probably indicates that there was a chance you would have ended up with said girl and in your lady love's mind translates to you might dump her for said person.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
Ex-Girlfriends
Girls can be, well, possessive.
Instead of looking at it in a bad way, think of it as she actually cares enough about you to let other people know you are HERS.
What that being said, as far as she is concerned, she has been the only girl in your life. She will most likely never want to know about your girl friends. If an ex is mentioned, quickly follow it with a “Stupid B—ch” and a “You are so much better than she ever was” and “I am so lucky I found you.” If she asks the “Are you going to say that about me someday?” question, here is how you answer it: “Why would I ever break up with you?” or “Never! You are so much better than any of my ex’s!”
Instead of looking at it in a bad way, think of it as she actually cares enough about you to let other people know you are HERS.
What that being said, as far as she is concerned, she has been the only girl in your life. She will most likely never want to know about your girl friends. If an ex is mentioned, quickly follow it with a “Stupid B—ch” and a “You are so much better than she ever was” and “I am so lucky I found you.” If she asks the “Are you going to say that about me someday?” question, here is how you answer it: “Why would I ever break up with you?” or “Never! You are so much better than any of my ex’s!”
"I wouldn't want you to...."
Means: “Yeah, I really want you to do it and you should do it without question and/or you should have known to do it without asking.”
Example: (to girl) “Am I keeping you awake?” (Girl) “I wouldn’t want you to have to go to bed because of me.”
Translation: “Yes, you are keeping me away, you stupid, stupid idiot. Stop whatever you are doing RIGHT THIS SECOND and go to bed with me.” This effect will continue to tick if the problem is not resolved. (To girl) “Are you sure I am not keeping you away?” (Girl) “No, I just can’t sleep.” (You should see red flags and hear the lights flashing in your head.) (To girl) “I can go to bed.” (Girl) “No, you shouldn’t have to just because of me.” (This means yes, you have to and do it now.)
Example: (to girl) “Am I keeping you awake?” (Girl) “I wouldn’t want you to have to go to bed because of me.”
Translation: “Yes, you are keeping me away, you stupid, stupid idiot. Stop whatever you are doing RIGHT THIS SECOND and go to bed with me.” This effect will continue to tick if the problem is not resolved. (To girl) “Are you sure I am not keeping you away?” (Girl) “No, I just can’t sleep.” (You should see red flags and hear the lights flashing in your head.) (To girl) “I can go to bed.” (Girl) “No, you shouldn’t have to just because of me.” (This means yes, you have to and do it now.)
"I'm fine!"
Danger, danger! Nothing is fine and you had better find out quick what is wrong, especially if you are the reason she is “fine.”
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