Wednesday, August 3, 2011
"Are you going to make me?"
NEVER, let me repeat NEVER, say this to a girl in response to a request she has made unless you want a fight.
Explosions
Women tend to hold on to things.
They will continue to build and build until everything finally spills out in one massive explosions.
She will let things flow that may have happened weeks ago.
Be prepared.
They will continue to build and build until everything finally spills out in one massive explosions.
She will let things flow that may have happened weeks ago.
Be prepared.
Unforgivables
Be warned. There are some words as phrases that you can call your lady love, even in the heat of an arguement, that are unforgivable, regardless of the reason behind saying it. The "b" word is a big one, followed by whore, c**t,.. well, you get the idea.
Saturday, January 8, 2011
The Purse
A girl's purse is her sanctuary. For the most part, it is off limits. Even if she tells you to get something out of her purse, odds are, don't do it. Bring her the purse and let her get whatever out of it. Most girls will find this annoying, but cute.
Another thing to note here is a woman can never have too many purses. They are like shoes. Just get used to it.
Another thing to note here is a woman can never have too many purses. They are like shoes. Just get used to it.
Hints
A girl will drop hints of things she wants and, trust me, she will remember what's she hinted for and she will expect you remember and get it for her.
Girls rarely come right out and say what they want.
"Do you think you would have dated her....."
If having a conversation with your lady love and the topic of another girl comes up (like one of your co-workers or close friends that is a girl) and she asks you if she had not come along would you have ended up dating said person, the answer is hell no. Never, repeat NEVER, say probably not. The word probably indicates that there was a chance you would have ended up with said girl and in your lady love's mind translates to you might dump her for said person.
Sunday, October 24, 2010
I Love You, but I'm Not in Love with You
If there is a list somewhere of the ultimate cop-offs, this should top the list. All this statement does is get you out the relationship without an explanation. If you have dated this girl for an extended amount of time, you owe her some type of explanation. She will agonize over the situation, questioning everything she did to try to figure out what she did wrong regardless of if it was her fault or not.
Girls tend to have selective hearing and will latch on to what she wants to hear. If she has any feelings at all for you, she will only hear the “I love you” part and think that the door is still cracked for reconciliation.
Girls tend to have selective hearing and will latch on to what she wants to hear. If she has any feelings at all for you, she will only hear the “I love you” part and think that the door is still cracked for reconciliation.
Learning New Things
If you are trying to teach your significant other a new thing, be patient.
Remember it takes people different amounts of time to learn new things.
Do NOT ever say that an ex or a girl that is a friend that your significant other does not like “got it right away”.
Girls feel like they have to be superior than previous girlfriends and this statement certainly will not do that. It could result in her walking away from said thing and blaming you. (“You just aren’t patient enough to teach me.”) This makes it seem like it was her idea to stop learning said thing, as she still feels superior. It is better to walk away than fail (in her eyes).
NEVER and I mean NEVER EVER suggest to her that you will go get said individual to teach her. Not only is that extremely insensitive to her feelings, but it destroys her self-confidence and it puts her on said person’s level, so therefore she is no longer superior. If you have a mutual friend that can teach her, ask that person. It is easier for her to fail with a friend than with you.
She does not want you to know that she has failed or is not capable of learning the new thing.
Remember it takes people different amounts of time to learn new things.
Do NOT ever say that an ex or a girl that is a friend that your significant other does not like “got it right away”.
Girls feel like they have to be superior than previous girlfriends and this statement certainly will not do that. It could result in her walking away from said thing and blaming you. (“You just aren’t patient enough to teach me.”) This makes it seem like it was her idea to stop learning said thing, as she still feels superior. It is better to walk away than fail (in her eyes).
NEVER and I mean NEVER EVER suggest to her that you will go get said individual to teach her. Not only is that extremely insensitive to her feelings, but it destroys her self-confidence and it puts her on said person’s level, so therefore she is no longer superior. If you have a mutual friend that can teach her, ask that person. It is easier for her to fail with a friend than with you.
She does not want you to know that she has failed or is not capable of learning the new thing.
Weight
For the girls out there that have no issues with your weight, I applauded you. For the rest of the girl population who have issues with their weight the following rules apply:
Fat rolls, love handles, etc. are off limits. They are not play toys. Do not grab, poke, play with, etc. Do not make comments like, “More cushion for the pushin’”, “big girls need love too”, “fat a**”, etc. She can make comments like that about herself, but you can’t. Never say these things to her face or to anyone who would go back and tell her.
Always make sure to say things like, “You are beautiful just the way you are”, “I love you just the way you are”, etc.
If her weight is starting to become a health issue, than the topic needs to be approached positively, respectively, and tactfully. Say things like, “I love you and I want to be with you forever and I am scared I’m going to lose you too soon. Please, for us, consider getting help. I am here for you and I will help and support you.”
If she is making an effort, do not eat things in front of her that she cannot have and do not bring things she cannot have into her house. When she exercises, do not make rude comments, even in jokes, about her being gross, sweaty, smelly, etc. She will abandon everything, thinking it is not worth it.
Fat rolls, love handles, etc. are off limits. They are not play toys. Do not grab, poke, play with, etc. Do not make comments like, “More cushion for the pushin’”, “big girls need love too”, “fat a**”, etc. She can make comments like that about herself, but you can’t. Never say these things to her face or to anyone who would go back and tell her.
Always make sure to say things like, “You are beautiful just the way you are”, “I love you just the way you are”, etc.
If her weight is starting to become a health issue, than the topic needs to be approached positively, respectively, and tactfully. Say things like, “I love you and I want to be with you forever and I am scared I’m going to lose you too soon. Please, for us, consider getting help. I am here for you and I will help and support you.”
If she is making an effort, do not eat things in front of her that she cannot have and do not bring things she cannot have into her house. When she exercises, do not make rude comments, even in jokes, about her being gross, sweaty, smelly, etc. She will abandon everything, thinking it is not worth it.
Bad Day at Work
If your hunnie bunnie comes home and starts complaining about her job, listen. Do not start comparing your job to her job. Your job may be ten times worse and harder than hers, but keep your mouth shut. It’s easier to keep your silence than to have the wraith that will come if you open your mouth. Odds are, she understands how hard your job is and loves you for it, she just needs to vent and wants your understanding and attention.
Buying the Cow
This phrase should never leave your mouth if there is a girl within 100 yards of you and if you ever want to get laid again this century do NOT say it to your girlfriend, wife, date, etc.
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
“Did you see the previews for that movie? Would you want to see it?”
Means, “I want to see it and I am taking the time to mention it to you which means that I want you to take me.”
Wedding
If you are getting married and she bores you with details and planning, deal with it. She probably has had this day planned and has been waiting for it since the day she could walk. At least pretend to be interested. She will ultimately have it her way, but she still wants to be involved and happy.
Surprises
Girls love surprises and random acts of love.
Nothing will score you points quicker than surprise flowers sent to her job just because “I was thinking of you”, to have a hot bubble bath waiting on her when she gets home because “I know you had a hard day”, or to have her favorite meal waiting on her.
It’s very easy for girls to feel unappreciated and you have to remind them that you are happy she is part of your life.
Nothing will score you points quicker than surprise flowers sent to her job just because “I was thinking of you”, to have a hot bubble bath waiting on her when she gets home because “I know you had a hard day”, or to have her favorite meal waiting on her.
It’s very easy for girls to feel unappreciated and you have to remind them that you are happy she is part of your life.
I wouldn’t want to miss (insert event) because of me
Really means, “I really feel bad BUT if I can’t go then you shouldn’t want to go without me.”
If you go without her, get ready. You will get the “Did you have fun without me?” question. To which the correct response is “Of course not! I was miserable without you. I shouldn’t have even gone.”
Throw in an “Everyone asked about you and wondered why you weren’t there”. Regardless if they did or did not say this. This makes her feel like people actually acknowledged she wasn’t there.
If you go without her, get ready. You will get the “Did you have fun without me?” question. To which the correct response is “Of course not! I was miserable without you. I shouldn’t have even gone.”
Throw in an “Everyone asked about you and wondered why you weren’t there”. Regardless if they did or did not say this. This makes her feel like people actually acknowledged she wasn’t there.
The Little Things
Remember her favorite color, song, etc.
If she takes the time to tell you then you will be quizzed without notice, at random.
If she takes the time to tell you then you will be quizzed without notice, at random.
Ex-Girlfriends
Girls can be, well, possessive.
Instead of looking at it in a bad way, think of it as she actually cares enough about you to let other people know you are HERS.
What that being said, as far as she is concerned, she has been the only girl in your life. She will most likely never want to know about your girl friends. If an ex is mentioned, quickly follow it with a “Stupid B—ch” and a “You are so much better than she ever was” and “I am so lucky I found you.” If she asks the “Are you going to say that about me someday?” question, here is how you answer it: “Why would I ever break up with you?” or “Never! You are so much better than any of my ex’s!”
Instead of looking at it in a bad way, think of it as she actually cares enough about you to let other people know you are HERS.
What that being said, as far as she is concerned, she has been the only girl in your life. She will most likely never want to know about your girl friends. If an ex is mentioned, quickly follow it with a “Stupid B—ch” and a “You are so much better than she ever was” and “I am so lucky I found you.” If she asks the “Are you going to say that about me someday?” question, here is how you answer it: “Why would I ever break up with you?” or “Never! You are so much better than any of my ex’s!”
Waiting
Girls do not like to wait.
They also do not like to be rushed. I realize this is a double standard, but you might as well get used to it now.
If she says be there at (insert time here), then be 5 minutes early. If she isn’t ready, deal with it.
Remember, she is trying to look her best FOR YOU. Rushing here will only result in the “Fine! I just won’t go” fight.
Invest in a game for your cell phone. You will need it.
They also do not like to be rushed. I realize this is a double standard, but you might as well get used to it now.
If she says be there at (insert time here), then be 5 minutes early. If she isn’t ready, deal with it.
Remember, she is trying to look her best FOR YOU. Rushing here will only result in the “Fine! I just won’t go” fight.
Invest in a game for your cell phone. You will need it.
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